O, excited ka na? Basa ka muna para hinde ka atakihin sa puso.
Back in 2005, I attended a First Aid training program from Red Cross (yebah! certified first aider ako! Yun nga lang hinde pa ako nagre-renew). Masaya sya kasi, bukod sa lecture, meron talagang sagip-sagipan porsyen (with matching dugo and kunwa-kunwariang victims...at dahil hinde pa ako nakaka-recover completely mula sa aking aksidente, syempre, victim ako. Hinde ako pwede magbuhat e)
Eto ang aking share para sa siguradong pagkalma ng kung sinuman ang sasagipin ko. Eto rin ang dahilang kung bakit nag-dalawang isip silang i-certifiy ako hehehe:
Red Cross Way: You're gonna be fine...hinde masyadong malaki yung sugat mo.
Rhona style: Ate! Ang ganda-ganda mo ngayon. Bagay sa'yo ang color red gushing forth from your open wound!
Red Cross Way: Hey! Hey! Are you okay?
Rhona Style: Hey! Hey! Heypi betdei! (Uy, nagpaparinig!)
Red Cross Way: I am (insert name), a certified first aider. Can I help?
Rhona Style: I am (insert name), a certified first aider. Waaaahhhh! I need help! Nasagasaan ako huhuhuhu
Red Cross Way: If a patient shows sign of fatigue, weakness, collapse, moist and clammy skin, and dilated pupils as a response to heat, victim might be having heat exhaustion.
Rhona Style: If a patient shows sign of fatigue, weakness, collapse, moist and clammy skin, and dilated pupils as a response to heat, victim might be having LBM hehehehehe.
Red Cross Way: Don'ts in ECC (External Chest Compression) - Jerker, Bouncer, Bender, Rocker, Massager, Double Crosser
Rhona Style: Bastos naman nitong Red Cross! E kahit naman ako ayaw ko ng double crosser noh?!
Red Cross Way: If the patient suffering from shock is red in color, elevate upper body
Rhona Way: Red? Uyyy...bakit ka nagba-blush? Crush mo ko noh?!
Pasensya, maloko lang talaga ako. Napasa ko naman ang Basic Life Support and Standard First Aid ng bonggang-bongga (after two tries na iresuscitate yung mananaggal na manyika na pinagpapraktisan namin. Lumipad kasi isip ko habang nagbibilang, sobra na pala sa standard yung ginawa ko)
PS: Hinde ko maalala kung san ko nabasa pero may nagsabi na ang tao ay bivalve ang heart. Nakupo! 4 po ang valves naming mga tao - tricuspid, bicuspid, pulmonic, and aortic. Iba rin nga pala ang valves sa chamber...at 4 rin ang chambers ng human heart (naks! pwede pala ang usapang puso na hinde emo)
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