- Textmate/ Phone Pal/ Chat mate - yung phone ko at yung cel ko ay for business purposes only. Wa ako care if nasa kalagitnaan ka ng south china sea at walang makausap bukod sa mga singkit na pating. Hinde rin ako mahilig sumagot sa mga tawag nang mga hinde ko kilalang tao. Mapupudpod lang ang daliri mo sa kaka-dial. Magpakilala ka muna through text tsaka ko pag-iisipan if karapat-dapat ka bang sagutin.
- People who walk slowly. Nameyn! Lalo na kung wala ka naman sa Luneta o sa kung saan pa mang pasyalan. If you can't walk fast, at least have the decency to move aside and let other people pass. Hinde mo pag-aari ang buong sidewalk. (on second thought, hinde kaya taga-Wow, Mali! yung mga 'yon?)
- Mga kontratista for the sake na maka-kontra. Ruling ko sa mga subordinates ko - if you are not for my idea, then try to come up with a better or another solution. Otherwise, shut up.
- Mga taong kung makatawag ng waiter e akala mo sila may-ari ng restaurant. Don't snap your fingers at wag kang sumitsit. If may reklamo ka, there's always a civil way of making it known.
- Eto para sa mga managers. Please, reprimand in private, praise in public! Wag mong ipahiya ang staff mo kasi mahirap pag yan ang gumanti.
- Magulong restaurants - nameyn! wag na kayong magbigay ng choices na hinde naman pala available. Nakakairita kaya yung naka-set na yung utak mo sa isang food, biglang sasabihin sa'yo, "ay ma'am wala na po pala."
- Mga taong pinagpipilitang basahin ko ang, "I Kissed Dating Goodbye". Nameyn! Did you even read the book? Do you know me enough to lecture me about the disadvantages of dating?! If you answer "yes", to the last question then you do not know me at all. I.don't.date. I'm not the type of person who would go out with the first guy that asks me out. The peple I go out with are usually my friends, people who have known me for a long time.
- Uber nagpapanggap na matalino. Nameyn! Don't try to impress me by explaing the theory of relativity or why a boomerang goes back or what the Brownian movement is all about. Do your research first kasi laitera ako pag nagkamali ka nang explain. If you know me, you'll know why.
- (ang hirap bumuo ng sampu when your brain is half-asleep) Mga sinungaling. Never lie to me because I have ways of finding out. You don't believe me? Ask my ex.
- Two-faced uber moochers. Need I say more? (Note to two-faced uber mooching so-called friends: wala akong pinakitang masama sanyo. Naging totoo ako sanyo. Digital ang karma).
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